Yay! did you really want yo Read this?
Nope, didn't think so, but here we are, kiddo!
So, according to People Who Are In Charge of Things, I needed to write this. I am doing just that, on Thursday, 24th May 2018 (with a coffee fed via drip, and the sun shining).
According to the GDPR (General Data Protection Regulation), the DPA (Data Protection Act) and the PECR (Privacy and Electronic Communications Regulations) you need to know how I am using your data.
The short version:
If you sign up to hear from me, you will hear from me. And you can opt out any time, no biggie.
I won't do anything shonky with your data. I am too busy/distracted by kittens/actually doing some work to play data bad guy.
If you prefer not to have that hapoen, then block cookies on your browser. Not sure how? Ask Auntie Google.
Will I Stalk You?
Well, if you send me gin, almond butter or gerberas, maybe.
But otherwise, the most stalky thing I might do is how you some Facebook Ads based on pages of my sites you visit. Why? Because it's a way to show you things that I think will be super interesting for you, to help build you biz.
If you don't want me to know you have been on my site, don't come here. But I love you, and that would make me sad.
Other than very occasional ads that you may or may not see, I won't be calling your Mum, arriving at your front door, or having a good old gossip with Zuckerberg about you - he does like a gossip, that boy.
How I use your Data:
Other than pasting it to my wall because it;s SO dang pretty, I don;t do much with your data. At all. How boring.
If you buy something from me, I process is using Paypal, Stripe or Samcart, and then the accountant man sees the transactions (but that's it).
If you buy a course or consulting from me, I use your email address to send you the stuff you asked for.
Same with freebies. If you ask for me to send you free stuff via email, I will send you free stuff via email.
Again, you can cancel at ANYTIME, and I won't cry, send you emo poetry, or write songs about you.
If you are unsure about any of this, you can contact me at ANYTIME on email@example.com
I currently use Converkit, Membervault, Paypal, Zapier, Teachable and Squarespace as a nice little teach team.
Again, I am not doing anything else with your stuff other than sending you things that you asked me to.
Ok, so if you want to be scrubbed from all things data with me, just email me firstname.lastname@example.org and I will make sure you are gone, gone GONE. Although if you bought something from me, it;s a little tricky as I will want you to be able to access it still. Up to you tho. All good.
Any queries? Again, email me.
Ok, onwards! It's a big old world out there.